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..And start getting naked in hot tubs, drinking til they black out, and hooking up with each other. Because that’s about all the “Real World” has boiled down to these days, right? The decline started with Vegas and that cursed Trishelle. Trishelle, I shake my fist at you!
DC is hot, hot, HOT, folks! We have “Blonde Charity Mafia” coming up this summer on the CW, some Real Housewives are being cast, and MTV is allegedly close to buying the house at 2000 S Street, NW, for “Real World: DC” – I can’t even take it! And I mean that in a good way.
The article linked above suggests that we throw water balloons at the house – but I say wait. Wait until the Real Worlders have invaded the city and are ruining our nights out with their camera lights and their horrendous dancing on bars. That’s when we strike, people. Who’s with me?!